I don't know if that's actually Sir William Sugarplum, but this is what I had in my head when I read that part.

Only Serge can truly appreciate her Ophelianess.

Don't forget the wild sex with Serge the Trullo Caretaker.

That is all.

I'm only interested as long as I can also purchase the Amanda Quick Expansion Pack.

So... no one noticed that this just happens to be all viral and shit the exact same week as iRobot (they make Roomba) introduces a new model?

A. Pity the Guiness official that has to scrutinize the HD photos and count all the people. Pity them.

Except for the whole illegal stealing of other people's words without their consent, then sure, it's irrelevant.

"I will kill you in your sleep"

What can we say? Sometimes, people just get to feeling their oats.

But I can’t do that, because I can’t hold office in Kentucky then.

There's a Jennifer Love Hewitt for that

The 80's were such an innocent time for whorehouses.

Dolly is never one to throw stones at glass houses. Behold her "Wrecking Ball":

If I had known crafting dildos paid so well, I would have rethought my knitting hobby. Esty, here I come!

Are you upset because your daughter is named Ayelet or something?

No, it's right. It's kind of a double negative. "Black woman were half as likely to be infected by the two most common strains," meaning they were less protected, as the two most common strains were covered by the vaccine.

Nobody cares about us. We've had a 20 week ban for years. :(

I don't think anyone's arguing that national congress/senate people don't get paid.