JOKES

I see your hospital and raise you one crop circle:

Oh Hells Yeah! Let's keep this rolling...

You can't see the Hello Kitty, she can't see the Hello Kitty, why would anyone want to be so subtle with their love of Hello Kitty? The way I see it, you have to go big or go home:

So... what you're saying is, the standard for acceptable side effects is significantly stricter for men than for women.

Yeah, that's what I mean by "similar to female birth control." We experience all sorts of reversible and irreversible side effects from taking it, including increases in cancer and heart disease, especially the first round and early versions of the Pill. That's how desperate women were to have BC in the first place.…

LOL

So, "the process is slow due to a paucity of volunteers," huh? No kidding...

As they say in the banking world, past performance is not an indicator of future success... in bed.

AAAaaand, I will continue to get most of my news from the Daily Show, so Miss America can feel sorry for me too.

Has he been inducted into the Golden Jizz Club? Because he would be a very valuable recruit.

There are definitely more things in heaven and earth than I'v dreamt of in my philosophy, so I don't discount that balancing nutritional deficiencies might help some people. And there's certainly no way I can know exactly what treatments have been tried in the Downeys' case previously. That's why I wondered if I…

Now THATS what I'm talking about! You gotta go all in, if you're going to play the game.

I have never before wanted to move back to Kansas City. Wow.

Someone call Texas and let them know about this. They will want the chance to retaliate.

If you are drunk enough to black out, you are way past the point of being able to give consent. Just because someone is conscious does not make them able to make decisions. You wouldn't let a blacked out person drive a car, right?

*Gasp!*

Blacked out = no consent = rape

If this was a doctor-supervised "issue," somehow I doubt they'd be issuing a press release.

Sadly, this is the Amazon description for the Girls Only: How to Survive Almost Anything book: