Those two guys are so completely thrilled to be talking to Cookie Monster. I mean, I wouldn't even be able to talk, so I give them full marks for that.

It's japan. Of course they have that!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...

It tasted so good! It was totally the squeamish people's loss that they didn't try it!

OOoo, I like the skid mark idea, I may have to steal it for this year's Halloween cake.

Good lord I hope that goes without saying

Aw, thanks!

I was so, so pleased with myself, until I realized I was working in a remote state park office in a rural county, where your standard recipe for chili was ground beef and ketchup.

But this is serious (not serious) business... there are a number of shape classifications for cat poo:

Oh, so it was the fact that Miley did what she did without hesitation that was the issue for that one person? Like, if she had been all "ew, I don't really want to, but I'll go ahead and put my face down here" it would have been ok.

That's exactly what I did, but with the addition of yellow cake and brownies crumbled up in the pudding. It's amazing how squeamish some people can be :D

I'm one of those people that you either love or can't stand, I think.

And, yeah, my coworkers were not those people.

I did this once (and brought it in on my first day of work to share... oops!), but I used vanilla oreos, crushed, with a small portion of them died blue, for realistic "odor crystals." The poo was softened, molded tootsie rolls, which look much more like cat poo if you do it right (you can pull them apart and get that…

That is a completely legitimate justification.

LOL

I like the tights too. I'd probably snag them within 8 minutes of first putting them on, but they look great on her!

This may sound catty (not intended to be), but why is Parker Posey wearing my final project from 10th grade home ec?

Way WAY better than whatever Planet of the Apes sequel they're currently planning, I'm 110% sure.

"When should I tell Sally about my herpes?"