"Someone get those motherf*cking apes off my motherf*cking plane!"

Can you cook herpes out? Like trichinosis?

No worries, I'm actually really enjoying the intellectual debate this thread has created.

I actually 100% agree with you. I'd like to think, if I was at all involved in this (as a lawyer or jury member), I'd be able to follow the letter of the law and not insert my emotional reactions.

I do welcome criticism (it's how we keep things in check). I was only saying my emotional reaction was supportive. If I was actually in charge of legislation, I would not want to apply my emotion to that.

Yep, there's always that possibility.

Actually, no, I did not say I wanted them dead. I endorsed the verdict of a legitimate body of law as an exception to my normally-held beliefs.

Yes, when you can manage every aspect of your media presence (or have a staff to liaison with the media), who needs crunches?

AAAAaaaand this is why I'm not a judge, lawyer or in any way relevant to this actual case in real life. I can afford to be inconsistent. Because my opinion has no bearing on what will happen to these perpetrators, I can be as hypocritical and emotional as I want, thanks for asking.

Totally agree. Camouflage at it's spangly best!

I am generally anti-death penalty, but my instinct in this case is

I attribute her all-over tone to good diet/breastfeeding/exercise/hard work, but specifically her middle has to have some help from our friends at Maidenform.

The corset in the image is, fascinatingly enough, a "maternity corset," designed to allow the baby to grow. I actually kind of like the upward sweep of the back, it looks like it could have alleviated back pain a bit.

This is how I'd like to elevate my workplace's dress code:

I'm thinking something like this?

What kind of seriously industrial-strength Spanx has that girl got her hands on? Cause I'm pretty sure getting that flat that quickly is biologically impossible.

Of course Miss New York thinks Miss America is large... she hasn't mastered the turtle quite as expertly (or is it expert if it's so very obvious?)

I'm going to take a wild stab and say that the research referenced in the quote (the one with the sensors attached to penises) significantly under reports male arousal. If the control was well-done, maybe this didn't affect the results, but man, having a wired penis would definitely change the way one would react to…

I can't really watch her show because the snobbery of "good butter" drives me up the wall. No, really, I like to use the shitty butter, thanks.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, what about those delightful dancing cell phones and buckets of popcorn? Do we just ignore them??? Social rule ignored and the resulting anarchy... Disney really IS the anti-christ, isn't it?