Dear nation of USA,

They just seem oddly specific to me

Ha. I assume these are the only responses he got. Or they're part of a completely made up conversation he's having in his head right now with an imaginary correspondent.

I think I just read this guy's first-person fanfiction he wrote about Taylor Swift.

I guess this is just the next step in normalizing homosexual relationships in the general population. So yay? Yes, definitely yay.

How I dress for totally awesome foam parties:

I had to tell my husband (I showed him this thread, actually)... he didn't know there was an actual term for this.

OMG YES

This only works if, in the movie version, Bill Sikes is played by Justin Timberlake

I'm an InStyle subscriber, mainly because they do more mix and match articles, and they tend to stay away from being too judgy.

I love how the idaho attorney general's spokesman in that article is so skeptical of all the crap he's had to defend

Even if you aren't trying to be Anna Wintour, even if you just want to maintain an average level of upkeep, it's patently more costly and time consuming to be a woman in the workplace.

Way to bury the lede:

I KNEW I wasn't the only one! Thanks for the validation! But man, the descriptions in these response comments are both gross and hilarious.

Tell me about it. I now know way more than I ever wanted to about this sex term, but I should have expected that.

LOL, I think I'll save that one for later. Diagram porn doesn't show up on the map anywhere, though.

Ok, so thanks guys. Gross, but thanks.

I must be seriously sheltered... wtf is creampie? I picture this

Welp, there goes my dream of becoming a pampered Italian mistress.

If you're friends with Amy Sedaris, you would