Holy shit, indeed! And I just happened to be at a "do not use cell phones or whatever" doctor's office right then. Oh, black fly in my chardonnay!

YES. Ironically, there was plenty of un-drunk ice water on the tables that could have been used, too.

It was worth the 4-hour dinner with horrible people just to see the horrible people act like fools and get covered in foam. Like some kind of slow-motion old-school Nickelodeon skit.

Occam's razor: Simplest explanation is usually true. In this case, could it be possible the men who choose to work around women (or are more comfortable doing so) also happen to be the type of person who doesn't give a shit who does the dishes?

Sidebar Personal Story: Tealights are miniature death traps.

And, hence, making the entire internet female? Someone notify Reddit.

This gives me a sad.

Oh, I think I will deny it. Not into the pubescent boy look, myself. But to each their own :)

Based on his overuse of parentheses, I'd say this guy is a 7th grader dressed in his dad's old suit.

Post them the same way you'd do regular photos. So, copy the image URL (from, say, google images or your favorite source) into the "insert image" box that pops up when you click the icon of a landscape up above your comment box. You should be able to see it move in both the dialogue box and in the comment box before…

Here are a bunch of picture of Justin Bieber with his shirt off.

That is the worst bedazzling of a cut-off sleeve from a leather jacket I've ever seen (spacing, lady, spacing!). Really, Mariah needs to up her crafting game if she's going to keep this up.

I can't tell if this is a scene cut from Revenge of The Nerds where the Alpha Beta frat tries to start a business, or a discarded script from that Steve Martin/Dan Aykroyd skit about two wild and crazy guys out to score some "foxes" (insert slampieces).

Oh, god, I don't know what's a worse thought... having to have the mayo enema or chew an oxo cube. That shit's narsty.

I try to think of it as a science... it's one of the few ways to fend off subjectivity and bias when you work directly for a particular brand. There's a lot of pressure for employees of Brand X to write surveys that will support Brand X, but I can usually hold off my coworkers by waving around the Scientific Method in…

I stumbled my way into market research, just like your new biz dev. But social sciences and psychology are fascinating, especially in relation to decisions we all make all the time.

And you are an honest person, someone I would love to have in a focus group :)

I don't think people are purposely lying; there could be some conscious denial. But most of the time, I think they really don't realize the assumptions they are making based on color. In which case, color theory is very important... what color makes a car look more powerful? what color makes a milkshake look more…