Aaaand that's one of their worst assumptions. I will tell anyone who will listen that I aborted my baby. I was 17 weeks, I considered him (I knew the gender and everything) a baby. And I still went through with it, because it was what was best for all concerned. If only they'd get it, that this is not some off-handed,…

Yep, won't matter to my mom what the actual point of the article was. There are kids out there who TEXT THEIR MOMS ON THE REGULAR. Therefore, she will be put out.

Because they think THIS is going to happen?

DAFUQ?

Hmmm... Possibilities there...

Great. Now I'm going to get 6 pissy texts from my mom with a link to this article and passive aggressive comments about how some people must really love their mothers.

I totally thought he was holding that bowl of apples like Yorick's skull.

Oh, yay! It's the Correlation/Causation Fun Train!

The crying wasn't at work, from what I understand.

Mentioning the crying in the original article could be interpreted as either an attempt to humanize a very powerful figure or an attempt to belittle her.

Suck it, Hootie. Literally.

This post made me think of this:

Pretty please, someone start a high-profile faith-based charity to do this... preferably with accompanying vaguely fish-shaped ribbon magnet for the bumpers of SUVs. Erotica Editors for Our Boys.

I'm an idiot. I totally spent 17 seconds trying to figure out why VH1 would do a "biopic" of The Learning Channel.

Snarky question to JeZen Masters (TM - BerkRie) out there... does taking a picture of something count as being mindful? I rather think it's the opposite, taking you out of the moment.

LOLsigh

LOLZ. I love me some random free kindle erotica, and some of it is hilariously unrealistic. For example, this one "BDSM" novella had a scene where the dom put toothpaste on all his partner's sensitive bits for a romantic touch. Apparently, it hurt so good.

I whole-heartedly agree on all points, but especially on the "big dicks ouch!" thing. Women have all different sizes of cooch, why wouldn't that mean there's a special snowflake dick out there to match?

I love Mr BerkRie. Not only did he watch this over my shoulder, he also commented "anal is just so... off-putting" and [3 minutes or less] "really? that doesn't seem right"