I don't know if this makes me happy because Equality or sad because Kids Be Dangerous.

Yearbooks >>>> Vacation photos

Oh God The Horror.

According to his owner, who bottle fed him as a kitten to make sure he survived, he lives a pretty normal cat life and purrs/interacts normally, not as if he's in pain.

Please tell me the article about to be posted is about kittens. That's the only way this might all work out ok.

See, Monopoly is boring, so it sounds like a good idea to add in nude people to, you know, spice it up. Nope, totally not spicy. Just boring but with skin rolls.

Agreed. Very good for you. But it seems like it would be fun, too, when it's totally not.

I wonder if it could be used with dual purpose, though? Granted, as soon as the kid had a big enough head of steam, the angles wouldn't work too good...

And Anthony Weiner calls his sexts "positive messages to his supporters." Duh.

Yep, he's like a living 3 Dog Moon.

Water parks are pretty high up the list of "Things That Are Only Fun in Theory"

I'm starting to notice a trend with the personal anecdotes... do more young male humans have the desire to run into traffic/hard objects/strangers than young female humans?

My favorite two-headed animal: the Janus Cat named Frank and Louie:

It's a handle. For your child.

How about this, then?

Yes! I never understood the social censure around this. I mean, sure it looks funny and sometimes the kids act like cats on leashes (losing all bone structure and muscle control), but if it works, why not? It's not hurting anyone.

I'm definitely down with that one, especially if you add in a herding dog.

I think they were looking for a hands-free option for supervised exercise. For when the nanny's busy or something.

Really? We thought he'd keep that promise? Isn't that like the abortion version of "don't call us, we'll call you?" or "Work's just really crazy right now, I'm not ready for a relationship."