I feel for my parents, because they were torn about making sure he was challenged and interested in school, while still giving him a normal life. As soon as they tried to give him supplementary learning, the teachers took over and it was off to the races. They just can't help it sometimes, I think. The teachers wanted…

She is super cute, but I worry about her. My younger brother is/was one of those Doogie Howswer-smart kids (took college classes in 7th grade), and he's still smart, of course, and he's an amazing special ed teacher in the Bronx. But he's eaten up with guilt over the fact that everyone always told him he was going to…

I take the dildos, I spread them through time and space...

Bwaahahahaha!

LOLnope. The last 5 or so just steadily got better as I learned what things were supposed to feel like.

Couldn't find a real sonic screwdriver dildo (an Etsy maker is no longer selling them), but I did find this:

I agree with KapalJJ. Sounds like the guy doesn't want to hurt you, but doesn't feel romantic towards you. None of those things he mentioned actually prohibits a relationship.

Sherlock Holmes. Partially because he's so smart, but mainly because it would super-irritate him to be pocket-sized.

We all have such different plumbing, it's hard to imagine one toy can hit everything all at once for most people.

The use of the Courier font is a dead give away that engineers were involved.

I think I've seen that one! They sell it at those tupperware parties for sex toys, I think. I'd be hard pressed to know whether that would go in the Scariest or Twee-est blog list.

Oh, god, can you imagine the phone call to a grandkid, trying to figure this thing out?

Why are you taking out the batteries, Dave? I can't let you do that...

See, for me, scary would be something that looks too complicated. Something like this:

Ick. Yipe and ICK.

I'm kind of jealous... I could be just taking off my hair before bed, and then putting back on before leaving the house. So much easier than washing, brushing, maintaining the real thing.

I don't know who Courtney Stodden is, but is that real hair? Like, hair that's not a wig or about to fall out from peroxide? 'Cause it looks... strange.