Who is the super-cool parent who styled they're kid's hair like this for a visit to the White House to meet the President?

If you're chewing, it's not hard (disgusting, gross, but not hard to do), but mainly I'd already used stained, so I needed another verb.

I'm shocked SHOCKED that none of my elected representatives responded to even one of the angry, tear-stained emails (?) I sent them. They're a big bunch of tobacco-swilling bullies and I hate them.

Will there be white doves? I want there to be white doves.

why not "The Clever Cock"? We'll never know

Wow, when not even Paris, font of all that is high fashion and couture, doesn't buy your bullshit about "the look" of the sales staff being integral to "brand," you know you've overstepped.

Ah, Haunted Mansion stories... this should be a good set of threads all day long.

Or, at least, sexual selection?

IKR? Who gives up the opportunity to lie on Damian Lewis's crotch???

Also, she probably wears these:

Ick. This is like the couples version of those creepy "fashion photographers" who offer to take models' pictures "for their portfolios" but not pay them for their professional efforts. "But they get experience with ME and a couple of photos by ME. Did I mention MEEEEEeeeEEEee!"

You're krilling me now...

Don't be koi, out with it!

Ooo ooo, jokes! Why???

NEED MOAR FISH PUNS!!!

IKR? a very odd concept to apply to someone's butt.

I couldn't find a picture of his butt from this episode while on my work computer in an open cubicle, so I'll just go this far.

Yep, I think at that point it becomes more about context. And butt implants are probably one of the more inane, useless contexts that could be.

Right? Even if there was a "correct usage" for this word, this would be on another planet from that.

yes PLEASE!