Oh, the horror.

Christmas 13 years ago:

This was my first thought too. I wonder if their weddings were also around the same time?

Anthony Wiener's cat:

That's what the White Russians are for... but just because it would be appropriate to have The Dude there doesn't mean he'd come.

I can't wait to see way Wiener's campaign posters get vandalized after this.

And then, his cat just "happened" to step on a random assortment of keys that "accidentally" spelled out "wanna see my dick?"

As long as there are White Russians to drink.

You're right, I am having a hard time coming up with a scenario where "This would be better if The Dude were here" is not an appropriate reaction.

I think all car buying scenarios would be better with The Dude

OOooh, yes! She'd definitely checking out the Doctor, I see it now!

Curious as to how Doug and Ian upped the ante from last year, I searched for a plot synopsis for Monopoly Man Pit. I found this:

I hope the formatting of these comments doesn't change, because right now, on my screen, your gif is giving Loose_Seal's Doctor Who gif the side eye. Which is awesome.

I really don't want to be that person, because the issues this article brings up are so very valid and important. However, the repeated apostrophe-as-plural for Obamas is really hard to ignore. Per the Chicago Manual of Style:

Yep yep. Their hair is made out of synthetic salt water taffy. Delicious but toxic.

So so weird. I feel a little dirty just reading this. The name of the holding company responsible for this nightmare is The Royal Council of the Real Fairyland, LLC. Is there a reason magical beings need an LLC?

Because the best way to "famous" is through the National Enquirer. Everyone knows that.

Yes, and now she has more data, because up until now, it's just been SOON.

Sshhhh! My mom is going to find out about it, fill it in for me, and send a screen shot. I'm totally fucked now.