When I clicked on the link and read the phrase "The Royal Box Spring," all I could think of was the Holy Hand Grenade:

I think we're supposed to think the room is HUGE, and the bed is perfectly-sized.

Pardon me, but how does one have marital relations on that without getting motion-sick?

*Sad Face*

Um, just because I don't like it aesthetically doesn't mean I think it's wrong. But for me, I see a difference in maintaining a fit physique and having pecs so big it's hard to move around.

Agreed that Chapel Hill is probably the broiest of the Triangle cities/towns.

Yes, please do that. I would read the shit out of that article. And hey, if that's your style, stay thirsty, my friend.

I lol-ed at that too. I'm pretty sure three "meet-ups" would be exactly what would tell/show someone what a "sugar twat" she was.

Yep, nope.

YES. Although, I don't think I'd be comfortable with his narration of the mating scene. Every time, Attenborough, you sick little monkey!

:)

Wow, I have exactly zero desire to make the acquaintance of anyone this chick knows or would know or who might know her/anyone remotely like her.

I would like to point out that "Durham NC" is not only a bro-tastic city by itself, but is actually part of the bro-angle of broness known as Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill, home to Duke, UNC, and NC State. This should bro-bump them up a few slots IMHO.

I actually have nothing against moobs for their own sake. Now, if someone is a complete slob generally and doesn't care at all about their own health, it might be an issue. But I don't think the mere presence of moobs would turn me off.

Ick on the shaved chests, in particular. That prickly shit is just not cool. If you are hairy, leave it hairy, my dude-friends.

Does this mean I get to finally meet Jean-Luc?

Does this mean I finally get to meet Jean-Luc?!?!

Thank you for the LOL. It is most appreciated.

Boobs bigger than mine. If a guy has pecs that are bigger than my (size b-c) boobs, he obviously spends too much time on them, and will typically be a gym-obsessed douche.

I, also, fail to regret scrutinizing the cheese for signs of photoshop cloning tool.