@FriarNurgle: Call it off everyone! Some guy on an internet message board just solved the Unified Field Theory.

Great camera work. Notice they tilted the camera up in time with the stop motion at the :50 second mark. And they increased the shutter rate to capture the awesome sunlight effects through the windows. Awesome. Just awesome.

I have a friend that works for one of the bigger players in this. She doesn't have a hand in it, just a trainer for whatever they need to learn about. I was talking to her this summer, I said I bet you guys got hammered the last couple of years, with everyone else right? She said they made 40% profit off of their…

God this cartoon just summed up my sad pathetic existence. At least I'm not alone.

@Samurai I-am-awry: Which is why you wouldn't. And it wouldn't be Tetris. It would be Victim's Assistance, and it would be disguised as something more than a game.

Too many words! Not enough booze.

With a moustache like that today, he'd be driving around in a plain white cargo van, trolling bus stops.

@Purdueable: I know what you mean. But it's not like the enemy has countered our J-DAM's or GPS bombs yet. Boeing/Lockheed/Skunkworks are pretty smart. I bet they can figure a work around.

I didn't go through all the comments, so apologies if I am repeating any previous statement.

That's a picture of me when I was just a baby! Oh God, how I miss my monkey robot. But now I'm armed, so it's all good.

Yob tvoyu maht

@Zubieta: meh....i was looking for it. I'll give him some smooth jazz finger snaps.

For some reason, this article makes me want to go to the bathroom.

"Your move....Pikachu"

@Kaiser 'Dawn of the Banned' Machead v.2.3: Have you tried the Bing Maps "Birds Eye" view yet? Its no Google Street View, but is AWESOME for overhead shots.

@Spoony Bard: To my knowledge, it was one of the only games to have been released with absolutely no cheat codes. People couldn't believe it. So everyone had an absolutely level playing field (except if you used exploits)

@spidersthrash: I'd star you if I could. But I can't, so *clicks heart*.

Tacky tacky tacky

Using wood and an open fire, we don't call those hot tubs. That's stew.

That better be the largest/greatest free bowl of chili he has ever eaten.