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AH! Touche.

LOL! Mad much? And yes, you are still wrong, and using anecdotal evidence doesn't trump 12 years of experience. So keep whining about other things while the big boys have work to do.

I'm a cop for 12 years on a large department. Here is how we deal with it: First false alarm of the year is a warning. Second and subsequent alarms are tickets ($150/incident I believe, they are sent out after the fact, we don't write them in the field). There are three types of alarm dispositions: False, Exempt,…

Came here for greased zipper jokes. Left disappointed.

I was waiting to read about a horrible lab accident which exposed the scientist to some horrible radiation, which mutated the man into....The Lizard.

Ah! The old "Lit Candle in the open Vagina trick"! Well, that is the tipping point for proving a brain-washed hypno-warrior. I'm sold. Plus, I'd like to subscribe to this fascinating publication. Does Fortean Times accept payment in Tin Foil?

"In fact, only limited power functions—such as the lighting in reactor 3—have been activated again." And after turning on the lights in Reactor 3 and viewing the damage, they promptly shut them off again very quickly.

Bottlecaps: Scourge of the 21st Century? OR

@GitEmSteveDave: Great! Now you got me crying!! :-(

Why do sports talkshow hosts always seem to bring up questions that force the player to either sidestep the question or bring the humble "it's not about me, it's about the team" answer?

I own this stock on HSX,and will keep it long right up until the release date. Then I'm going to short the hell out of it.

I went absolute bat-sh1t everytime Spiderman came on. In fact, it was the only reason I watched the show. But time is not doing my childhood memories any favors. These videos just goes to show that kids will watch crap as long as it has the right branding.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: No!

He also started Junto [en.wikipedia.org] to which my father is a member.

Even though the costs of these robots seem high, they aren't horribly priced. If you figure that they can actually replace a human worker, you have just elminated an annual salary, PLUS all benefits that person got. I don't know what the value of benefits are, (perhaps someone can elucidate us?) but I thought it was…

@DaylightMoon: While the character of Mr Plinkett is being a critic, the person performing Mr Plinkett is a filmmaker, or artist. Mike Stoklasa is the guy's name, here is his website: www.redlettermedia.com

He's obviously a tranny too! Not a peep!