@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: It's a Trap!

I think they are printing on a Vandercook. I think the reason they are limiting the printing runs may be because they are printing on plastic, instead of zinc/lead/copper that is usually used in typesetting. No durability.

Brett Favre Has His Hands Full With Tears

"Lights Out" So that's what sexual predators call sexting.

Where the hell is Bruce Willis when you need him??

I speak from personal experience when I say: JANE GOODALL IS A MONKEY WHORE. And she won't return my Ipod.

It needs more Blue Thunder.

U-S-A! U-S-....wait. what? Oh. U-S-S-R! U-S-S-R!!

@OMG! meatbag_: I'm gonna get myself into a debate I don't want to start....but screw it. You car, a conveyance, is primarily used upon public highways and city streets. In other words, public property. You have no expectation of privacy when you are out in public. The GPS locator only gives the location of the…

IF we were to stay on Earth, I could see this being a possibility. But the second we begin to colonize Mars, I think this theory goes out the window. New planet=new intellectual challenges.

"Hi Honey. Whatcha doin?"

@jackdavinci: "It was all a dream." Oops! I should have said Spoiler!

Unfortunately I have been there and done that. I don't need the shirt to do it over again.

"Let's go watch The Who"

@Winston Smith: Exactly! I stared at the picture in awe. Then felt nothing but pity after playing the video.

@protodad: Another poster on another thread here at Gawker had mentioned that Zuckerburg had been quietly divesting himself from some of his shares of Facebook. He will never be broke.

I bet that kid gets played a lot. Get it? Played? Is this thing on?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.2: When they were filming, Peter Weller couldn't sit in the Taurus with the lower half of his outfit on, he was pants-less whenever you see him driving. Also, you will notice that when they show him get out of the car, it is in multiple cuts, there is never a single shot of him climbing out of…

@ArmAndMar: Our fleet manager had some hard numbers on crash-test safety ratings, and said the Charger had horrible rear-end crash numbers. I can't tell you what those numbers were.

@Scorpio GTX1: I can't speak for other departments, but we still have Crown Vics that are 8 years old, and have 170k+ miles on them. The body hasn't changed since 1998. I'll give you a way to typically tell what year a cop car is: They usually are numbered, and most have the year of manufacture as the first two…