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The fact that they were able to do this in a few days time is unbelieveable. Computing power is getting off the hizzook.

God was just getting a check up.

"PREPARE FOR XENU MOTHERFUCKERS!" declared Tom to a confused Kyra, until he realized she pushed the OTHER button. "Oh, ha. Just kidding. Want to see my Golden Globes?"

Instead of placing quarters on the playfield to declare "next", you'd need to place your most recent paystub and the keys to your ride.

@SG-17: Yea. Nothing could go wrong there.

Throughout videogame history, add-on peripherals have only achieved a 10% penetration rate. That trend will continue with Kinect and the PS Move. To me, these add-ons are much ado about nothing.

Great point Charlie. I felt a bit betrayed too.

@Brangdon: The Alien queen renegs, when she had one of the face-hugger eggs activated. Ripley was just calling her shit out.

@They shoot horses,don't they?: She doesn't do DAP

@j.walk3: BLASPHEMER! Burn him with fire. The Dear Leader would approve.

@Wwhat: I wish you would expand on your accusations. R.b.3 has put his knowledge out there, and all you can do is give a back-handed dismissal.

Go tell it on the mutha-fuckin' mountain! Amen! God Damn!

@deciBels: Geez! Who let in Daddy Downer?

Stupid monkey needs a human to hold the camera. Not me!

Do Not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Gravity: It's the Law.

I hate to say it. God hates Chicago.

lou gehrig's farewell speech

@D Israel: So sayeth the guy on the message board.