Keep it clean and wrapped and the only real fix for it is time. You made it sounds like you didn’t cut it at angle that would require stitches. I was a vegetarian for several years and I always appreciated even the slightest bit of attempt to accommodate me at the holidays. I never expected to load up on food, but…

I wonder if this idea is crazy. I bought a much smaller turkey (10 pounds) this year for the three of us. I’m thinking of cooking it like I cook my whole chickens, upright on a “beer can chicken” frame with a liquid inside. I want to fill the can inside the turkey with herbs and white wine, maybe apple cider, and…

I couldn’t even give a flying *&&*& if the pie *is* cracked on the top. I’ve never loved pumpkin pies for their looks (though of course my mother made the best), but I’ll eat.... I’ll bloody well eat the pie if the pie is tasty, and so far, all of them have been.

Wow Kristin, do you not care about the holiday at all?

yeah the time and more crispy skin are what intrigue me about this method.

Not that I have seen. But I will be stopping at a drug store tonight to make sure I am in supply of various beverages to last me through the bleak of Black Friday.

Just this weekend I was wondering if using my garage for its intended purpose makes my house look like an empty target.

If you haven’t been to DMK, get thee to a burger there. I had a date there basically ignored him because I was too busy getting up close and personal with an amazing burger. No regrets.

I disagree... artisanal coffee drinks are bullshit. Coffee producers that know how to handle the beans based on what makes them taste best are not. If your place has the same selection of beans year round, it probably is like missionary sex. It gets the job done but sometimes you want a horse mask and finger in the…

Does Korean Fried Chicken count as hipster craft bullshit? Because I’m eating some right now, and it’s pretty much the best fried chicken ever.

See, I actually find Ikea fun. I think of all the college kids with their parents and lovers having arguments milling around the showroom as all part of an elaborate obstacle course to overcome. It’s a challenge, not an ordeal. Huge difference.

Probably the same way rice is washed, right? Place in cooking container, add water, stir to maximally clean. Drain cloudy water and repeat as needed. Then measure the appropriate amount of fresh water for cooking after it’s clean and drained.

“I have had multiple instances in life where I’ve gone to some restaurant and ordered the fried chicken and eaten it and been like, “Well shit, I could have just gone to Popeyes instead.”

Someone’s upset no one congratulated them on their new job...

do you ever feel like, feel like a plastic bag, drifting in the wind?

Unfortunately, those plastic bags are now black market here in California. But, don’t worry. I know a guy.

SKRAAAAAAAAWK IT’S A LEASE

I try, but I usually end up going Katie Kaboom all up in this place.