Tom Kha Kai with additional sriracha, if you can handle it.

I work in a restaurant and the number of adult humans who blow their nose into their dinner napkin at the table is staggering.

On that note, Tom Yum is a great sick, sweet/sour & spicy soup

Even better.

so what? it is still gross and i don’t need you spraying your spittle all over me.

Fun fact: Gwyneth Paltrow actually did die while making Contagion. However, prior to filming, she contracted a genetics lab to make a clone of herself to carry out her Goop legacy.

But he is a psychologist.

I sometimes purposely cough in the direction of people who are acting like hosers on the subway. I’m not sick but they don’t know that.

God, trolls are so lazy. IDK why they all glommed onto you.

DirkIsMyHomeboy is a racist troll. Better to dismiss than respond.

Please, reading all the post will give you a better picture of why I wrote what I wrote.

How do I dare to be Mexican and not to like a stereotypical costume which is used to make fun of my nationality?

That makes me appreciate you even more, life has blessed me with you.

I am very sorry for the idiotic, contrarian responses you are receiving.

If you do not think it is weird that a grown up man, alone, is wearing a cow costume with a huge penis that is waving while he is walking around little kids I wonder, what would you consider weird?

I think you have not watched a lot of old cartoons but it is pretty common to portrait Mexicans as lazy.

My fault, I should have written that the udder was a penis, and I mean if you are in a party with adults it is fine but at five o’clock when the kids were asking for candy was weird.

I do not know how to word it but the udder was a huge penis.

Oh the things I saw yesterday.