wat. lol

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Him: Why aren’t you married?

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

I laugh easily and often, and have several laughs, including a rather loud booming one.

*regale

That is some fucking deep shit.

Women weren’t even legally allowed to have pockets before 1920 lest they try to put ballots in them. Google it, it’s herstory.

fact. also because they didn’t want us to have any place to put our feminazi outrage.

Then why did a MAN win the prize?! RIDDLE ME THAT!

fashion industry created fake pockets to make it harder for women to run away

i live in a red state so education for girls stops at age 7 :/

my skinny jeans are too tight for pockets so they just have fake ones, so idk what i’m supposed to do now

My cat typing for me. She likes the wig a lot but it’s a bit much.

I’m sure your husband has his strengths, but damn. You had to be willfully obtuse to be a sentient human and miss that one.

rude last name for a person since we all came out of a woman imo

I don’t know what I love more, dudes who insist that the word “man” is “gender-neutral,” or all the clap-back videos of angry guys reviewing Jez’s review of “No Man’s Sky.”

I feel like unleashing my boob lasers.

you are our feminist crusader, bobby

my husband and his buddies saw the “no man’s sky” article and refused to believe me when i told them it was a joke. i love this series.