As Rita Rudner once said of men: “They never mature anyway, so you might as well get yourself a young one!”

I’m sorry things didn’t work out for you, relationships suck.

In 2116, squids are actual cephalopods riding motorcycles.

THAT’S NOT FUNNY, BRO!!!

As a further incentive some dealerships are offering to throw in a years supply of AXE Body Spray.

Do you guys remember that TV show where different families had to live in New England as if it were the 17th C and NO ONE cut down anywhere close to enough wood for the winter?

Another foreigner in the US and I share your bewilderment. No, just no. I don’t even know what pumpkin spice smells like but in my head it’s the same as the inside of a Michael’s or a JoAnn. No thank you.

Citrus toothpaste? Baby Jesus is gonna get mad.

I know! I have little kids and the school takes them every autumn to a pumpkin patch, what do you do there? I asked to one of my daughters, “you just go there and watch pumpkins and walk while you keep watching them”, she answered, “so, you just go and watch pumpkins for two hours” I answered back, “yes, the American…

I’m in the UK. Last autumn there was a woman standing outside starburns offering free shots of PSL. I saw two women ahead of me both take samples. The first woman was clearly SO excited that PSls were back, she took her sample and was full of joy (it was lovely to watch)

Peppermint on coffee?!?!?!?! why, oh why?

As a foreigner living in USA I just do not understand why you put pumpkin to everything once autumn arrives.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

To be fair, she’s 1000% better than DT Jr. and Dracula

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

For those wondering what a dorgi is: