I hope Kim fucking destroys this sex offender.

Vogue.com’s chief critic Sarah Mower turned a nose up, stating, “The professional blogger bit, with the added aggression of the street photographer swarm who attend them, is horrible, but most of all, pathetic for these girls.

Oh god, the RA is getting involved

God that kitchen is hideous. I don’t care what style you like, that’s just in poor taste. It’s unfortunate too, because kitchens can be so awesome! It just looks like a tree vomited in this one.

That kitchen is hideous, but the Turkish bath room is absolutely beautiful.

It’s like it was pulled straight out of a woodworking/custom cabinetry catalog. Garish and overwrought don’t even begin to describe it.

People are so fucking gullible. The thing I don’t get, too, is that even ‘merica fuck yeah types who hate that European socialism typically buy into that whole “the british are fancy” thing even though that’s a country where public drunkenness is such a thing that they have I think at least five versions of Jersey…

I want a picture of his parents, because I can not place in my mind how two humans could make that.

What kind of stripper realness is this? Call me Tom and bring this outfit with you.

I usually think Cumberbatch looks like a potato, but he looks particularly alien-like in this picture. Hiddleston at least looks normal to me.

He is very otherworldly looking, and if he had a good personality I could see myself getting into how weird his face is. I’m into ugly hot. But he doesn’t seem like a very interesting or engaging person. I think people are into him mostly because a) accent and b) he plays a cruel and distant but ultra competent…

I can’t tell the difference.

I don’t get the Cumberbatch thing either. My eyes tell me he’s hot but my brain seizes up looking at him. Hiddleston tho, high-falutin’ accent and all, appeals to me, in the way pasty, high-class Brits appeal to us garbage Americans.

Don’t forget they both come from the exact same ultra privileged background, attending Briton’s most prestigious public schools. (Read Ivy League private schools if you’re an American.) Harrow for Cumberbatch and Eaton for Hiddleston.

I think you could program a Roomba to speak with a british male accent and most americans would line up around the block to fuck it.

Wow, he really would! His low growl would’ve been perfect. I liked Fiennes’ rage but not his whisper. Oh, and his eyes freak me out.. very snakelike.

I legitimately thought that’s what it was. The eyes, at least.

Isn’t it, already?

I opt to have the Mountain be my champion.

Can’t he just give money to their family and be done with it?