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Ah man we were doing such a good job ignoring that Biebe was even mentioned in this post.

At least their feet were comfy, for once?

In the immortal words of Kate McKinnon: “Look, it wasn’t my worst Wednesday night.”

:(

What about the fact that the donkey’s tail is held on by some sort of thumb tack? That shit is disturbing.

Definitely some kind of secret government lab situation.

Where did the edit button go??

I’ve had two Anker robovac 10s. The first one conked out. They sent a replacement (great customer service).

I’ve had two Anker robovac 10s. The first one conked out. They sent a replacement (great customer service).

I have the same sensitivities. We use Biokleen free & clear detergent. We get it on Amazon and it works better than any laundry detergent I’ve ever tried. They are a family-owned company and have a whole line of safe cleaning products.

I can be pretty granola-ey, but I have to say that Seventh Generation diapers fucking suck. 0/10 would not buy again.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

“Chickens, not being mammals, do not have periods.”

it’s rare that I see a California anything that doesn’t automatically include Avocado.

Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.

Entertaining, but not particularly accurate. An egg is an egg (or an ovum, if you prefer). Chickens, not being mammals, do not have periods.

It’s not enough for you to kill millions of chickens—you have to force them to go down the hatch right beside their babies? Does this “turn you on?”

The Concourse is now Gawker-lite for better or worse. Just accept it.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

“...but they aren’t included in the sale” because it’s not a true site-wide sale. Their exclusions are on my nerves.

“...but they aren’t included in the sale” because it’s not a true site-wide sale. Their exclusions are on my nerves.