He would’ve hated Roosevelt, what with him being disabled and whatnot.

In cases of legitimate rapists winning the Republican nomination, well, the female electorate has ways to shut the whole thing down.

Slick Pence, Trump the bitchier

it’s fuckin’ pandora’s hairpiece

Trump is going to skip the next debate and instead host a pay-per-view where he will literally make out with his daughter.

If she was black she'd already have tenure and an endowment.

Depp is clearly attempting to exert control over Amber by taking away her agency in the manner she donates the funds. This money is hers and he is trying to change the agreement terms.

There is literally no way for them to get the help and support they need to put what was done to them behind them. I work with abused kids for a living—the best we can ever hope to do is mitigate some of the damage.

Ye gods, that suit she’s wearing. I got 100 millisieverts of radiation just from looking at it for three seconds.

a hunk of beef jerky that rolls under the couch and is left there to harden, becoming covered in dust and cat hair until a cockroach takes it back to its lair and makes it his wife

This entire statement reads as if he’s apologizing for puking on her shoes. And really, there is no apology in it, because there is no admission of guilt, because it doesn’t even mention what he did.

What he should have said:

Does Del Torro really believe we can judge someone’s private life by how they behave at a formal event? It completely baffles me that people can say with such conviction they know what goes on behind closed doors because they saw them interact in public. He’s been in Hollywood long enough to know that all sorts of…

It’s pretty common now for celebrities to specify how their image can be used after death. It seems incomprehensible to me that since Prince was adamant that music could not be used in commercials, that wouldn’t leave a will with extremely exacting instructions. Also he has a shit load of unreleased videos and music,…

How is Rabbies Formed?

Yes, it’s an awful tattoo... But am I the only one looking at that clip of JLO and thinking, “girl, Ben’s tattoo may be ugly but it’s still prettier than your last husband, the chupacabra”?

Spite.

Pretty much all of the American expats that I know agree that Europe is generally much more racist and xenophobic than America, including Americans of color. Of course the violence that results from racism here is greater, but that is because of guns and greater income inequality, not because of sentiment. And in a…