Jet Li’s best movie, easily.

I told a story and added the gun bit for comical effect. Cat people can’t take a joke.

I actually saw a red tail hawk demolish a stray cat. That was pretty cool to see.

Dumb and Dumber always brings me back to my adolescence.

I don’t understand why you are here.

You mean a domesticated animal killing off local populations of birds like an invasive species, then yes, I have seen ‘Nature’.

“This is the end, my one and only..Hey! I’m gonna say let’s and you’re going to say fuckin’ then I’ll say go!”

Compared to his previous shenanigans, drinking a lot and singing awfully is clear evidence of his progress as an adult.

Don't forget about the box of shit.

Yes. There is a genocide of birds happening and you don’t care about. Collaborator.

I have a bird feeder. About twice a week I fill up said feeder with seed. Birds gorge themselves sloppily, allowing the feed to drop on the ground. Squirrels and chipmunks eat what falls to the bottom. Hence, while sitting on my porch, I like to observe the symbiotic relationship I have created by feeding birds, who,…

I prefer shotguns, but as you wish you insolent fiend.

Gawker Media has a Cat GIF Problem

Way ahead of you.

Does contact with cat shit also give you the urge to get a sports logo tattoo?

Thanks for the correction. Been drinking a little. You know. because of winning. Hey but good luck with the Twins. Looks like they have the chance to get bounced in the playoffs again. Maybe against the Yankees for the millionth time!

Sucks you’re a Minn. fan. I feel bad for you. Honestly.

Time to watch the local news capturing drunk white people being dumbasses.

And just as I was feeling I wished I had bought a PS4 instead of my xbox one!

Yep, nihilism is boring. I hated the last two books and have five episodes unwatched on my DVR.