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Calm down!

That's exactly what I thought.

It’s insane that Bryce Harper, Kris Bryant and Joey Gallo were once on an adolescent all star team together.

Nothing will ever beat “Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters.”

But the bleachers are such hollowed ground!?!??!111456?())

I think the jumbotron fits nicely. I don’t get what view people want to preserve. Unless you are up in the nosebleeds, you can’t see the lake. Other than that, you see the parasite rooftops and shit buildings. Considering other stadiums, it’s still pretty minimal but yet Deadspin wants to build it up like if it were

Until further notice, yes.

MEDIOCRE

In other news, Chris Sheridan rooted for Immorten Joe during Mad Max: Fury Road.

You are probably correct. I think Bulls-Cavs will go 7 withe the Cavs winning the series. But the conference final doesn't look as inevitable as it did a couple of nights ago. Whoever wins the West will still win it all in the end though. Shits a moot point.

Yes, yes we have. The Eastern Finals look promising again.

Yes.

Awesome.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

I like it!

Who is Bear Force One?

Take a joke and go fuck yourself.

Here is a shocker for you. The books suck.

I must have missed the class struggle within the movie.

Hail, Satan!