You couldn't fucking help but put a boot in my ribs, could you Tom?

This is Gu-rley ridiculous.

Yeah? How did his "leadership" help the team Sunday? Go fuck yourself and your love for a narcissistic ass-hat.

Just from what I have read, the Latin baseball circuit brings a lot of people close together as they try to reach pro ball. I can only imagine how far reaching of an effect his death has had on many Latin players.

Thank you for your wisdom, King Mufasa.

I know if I didn't look left I wouldn't have seen the semi blowing a red light. Would have killed me easily.

Considering Cards history.....no such thing.

This hurts. RIP Oscar from all of us prospect geeks. Way too young.

Barry, how do you live with yourself while having a sport team's logo as a tattoo? Must be hard trying not to hate yourself.

Where is Joe Maddon going to land?

Looks consensual. You never know with those Notre Dame types.

This gives me the idea of doing another Longest Yard remake, but this time Adam Sandler gets sent to Gitmo.

Haha, this comes from the self proclaimed Midwest elitist. I'll withhold judgement about the finality of great American bands.

Damn skippy.

You still not smoking?

Anyone who has lived in a deindustrialized town will appreciate this song.

Human capital? Who did they quote? Donald Sterling?

He got stabbed because his now wife feared for her life. If you did listen to his conference then I don't know how you can't call it a festival of narcissism and my point was that if this is the guy you have leading the team then get your popcorn ready. Generally, I would consider Marshall to be reformed to the…

If you watched or listened to his nearly hour long press conference that centered around victim blaming concerning his multiple instances of violence against women, you would know Marshall is not a force for stability. This dumpster fire is only getting started.

I would call this a double negative, yes.