Bears are now a dumpster fire. I think I'm going to use Deadspin's alternative programming suggestions next week.

The first hit dislodged his insides. The second hit put his insides back in place so he is actually okay.

Aaron Rodgers said it was the best play he had ever seen.

Bill Simmons is an idiot. ESPN is deplorable. Who am I supposed to cheer for? Can I hope for a drone strike?

They'll compete next year. Epstein is saying for the division but I think that might be pushing it.

Hey man, shits gonna change with that negative connotation right quick.

I love me some RATM but if you ever want bad thoughts about the Cub, ask Tom Morello.

During a wedding I accidentally swallowed a lime and it became stuck in my throat. Thankfully I had been drinking heavily and was feeling woozy so I just barfed a river of vomit in the bathroom which provided enough force to dislodge the lime. There was vomit all over the toilet because apparently vomiting while…

Cercei's prophecy as well.

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I'm serious about wanting it. I would like to purchase the work.

That is awesome. I want it.

Makes me want to drink but so do most things so I dunno.

Check out Starship Trooper guy over here.

Yeah, that's not exactly my point but whatever dude.

I have no idea if you are being sarcastic but yes, the first world suffers from increased rates of depression and mental illness and some of us choose to self-medicate. I wish weed were a legal option.

Wasn't one of the insults hurled at the protesters outside Busch Stadium "Get a job!"? Fuck, to get inside an NFL stadium to put up that large sign those people must have some good work!

Digitally penetrate. So they were, like exchanging data or something in a computer?

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