Yeah I didn't say anything about Ferguson sooo.....I'm glad you got that off your chest? I dunno.

Those people at Busch Stadium did all that during their protest? Wow, that's some shit.

Oh, thanks for reminding me about this one:

Nah, I've heard that shit before. See slavery was good for black people because it brought them here to America, the greatest fucking country on the planet.

Automatic assumption that black people don't have jobs. Check

Has anybody found this NFL season completely uninteresting on the field? I might be done with pro football more out of boredom than moral principle.

Yeungling sucks. Bacon sucks. You guys are like the First Take of food and drink. Hot take haters.

That's actually Aaron Rodgers' penis after the moon pounding he gave the Vikings.

Did he need a burner account for that?

The Bird gave it to the Kitty.

Shit. I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum. Grad school is a bitch and I think I broke my punny bone, hence why I have been mostly out of action myself.

Worm! Good to see you.

Then there are those fucking crazies who say Yuengling sucks. Those people need to get launched toward the sun.

Will Gordon's next post: Anchor Steam Is the Worstest Because Because

That was so bad I want to squeeze the life out of you.

Even though they won, I'd still fire Yost. Right now.

It's a game of adjustments.

Yeah, I feel shame now.

I have literally had better luck trying to stop whacking it.