I said HUMAN not vehicle. Though I suppose Jerome Bettis is still large enough to get it done.

I just think a giant human is going to sit on Johnny's head and that will be that.

Wait, Coldplay? They'll pay to get this gig just to spite the world.

Yep. It's all gonna be like, "I liked the Seahawks before they were cool. Vintage."

+1

I actually switched to the Fish Bowl on Animal Planet and laughed non stop. It was actually one of the more enjoyable SB moments I can remember.

Wait for the Seahawks.

Surely, you can't be serious?

I totally agree with him. I wasn't being sarcastic at all. Which is a rare occurrence, I know.

Racism and Donald Sterling are synonymous.

Yeah, nobody really cares about NFL records.

Raise your hand if you clicked on this thinking the AD was caught saying some racist shit.

Football helmets.

The guy with the fro who started off saying ASL encapsulates the parts I don't like about this campaign.

I was thinking more that it shouldn't be a surprise that he is a pudd. I dunno. There is that affluenza going around down where he comes from.

I dunno.

Meh, full blown thing? That's like finding out Brett Favre has a penis.

I dunno. More like hands up I'll shoot.

I'm a fucking weirdo living in the same place for 8 years so fuck it dude. Be a weirdo.

I know. No need for confirmation.