Should I hate Goodell more than I hate Selig?

Go for it.

I won't judge you.

You started the best thread on Deadspin, congrats.

There will be a time of reckoning.

No pants on him either.

How has the natural habitat of the panda been preserved?

I had no idea that's a thing. Weird.

No ass or nut sack scratching?

He had a miracle but fumbled it away.

Seconded.

She just needs a list of the elements of provocation and she'll be fine.

I laughed so hard it left a Trail of Tears.

Wow

Except dick bag eaters.

Didn't the first Sharknado actually get lower ratings than a normal shit syfy movie usually gets?

No "eat a bag of dicks" for this one?

Is this real?

It's the nature of domestic violence that really sets it apart from a fight between brothers. It's the establishment of power and control over a partner through the use of violence that makes it a truly disgusting act.

There is a big difference between selfdefense and retaliation that these people seem to not grasp.