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I know, right?

Are hashtags considered turn of phrase now?

Where is the "that's so Pirates?" Wait, oh right, that turn of phrase is only reserved for dumb Cubs plays.

Great. +1

Off topic: I like your handle.

I drink it because it's actually not a bad mix with vodka.

The UnDecision?

Don't touch me!

I would say Pennington and Culpepper count. They had tangible success in the NFL that didn't involve divine intervention.

That mom is an asshole.

That was awesome.

I honestly had no idea they made a second one.

Dumb.

That sounds extremely depressing.

Nice comment. Compelling and rich.

The next thing I want to hear about Donald Sterling is his passing.

Wanabee rednecks. The death blow to civilization.

Just did a google search for Elizabeth Berkley naked and I can confirm she gets naked. A lot.

What's wrong with moose love, you bigot?

Maybe you should stop eating roadkill before you drink your beer?