Even better, the scroll is free! First, you just have to locate a mysterious orb located inside a dark cave at the far end of the world...take it back to the company office so their office assistant can transcribe the orb with a map...then follow the map to a dark cave located at the other far end of the world, where…

Wow, I forgot all about this build. Harrison is such a cool dude. I need to watch him work on Twitch more... Either my notifications got switched off (Yay, mobile app bug!) or he hasn’t been streaming in quite a while...

Not for ripping off the ticket buyers.... ripping off the investors....

Elder scrolls, the ultimate artifacts, of which attempting to read them would result in blindness and insanity.
What is this forbidden secret that is written on its mystical canvas?

Remember 25% of Trump voters think Trump is nuts but would still vote for him over any Dem according to BBC’s Panorama.

She qualifies AS an alternative punishment.

Melania would use her laser beam eyes to sear his testicles if he tried. I suspect she hasn’t been in his bed since Barron was born.

I don’t know about you, I’m here because I lost a bet.

Eerily familiar...

Clicking this story open, I realized I hadn’t seen her face in a while. Now all the confusion and disgust is rushing back. Who is this person? Where did she come from? Who raised her? Why? It’s like she was formed from mud in the den of iniquity.

Did they let Jamie bring Katie? Or was their a holding room for white SOs?

All I know is that “they” work closely with the feds and “them people” in the Department of Shit Black People Don’t Fuck With.

I believe we were at the same party, though, that’s crazy because I’m sure the Oscars weren’t held in Texas. And I may or may not have been high.

My invitation looked like an offer for an extended warranty on a car I don’t even own anymore.

I’m going to imagine a beautiful plum with shimmery details hand-stitched by an astrologically significant number of blind mute virginal priestesses designed to SHOW ALL THE GOODS and yet be demure, be sumptuous, and - shockingly - be super ridic comfortable.

The same thing happened to me. US mail just ain’t what it used to be.

Don’t let Chateau Marmont Wilkin’s last name fool you. She IS a white woman.

I’d tell you guys about it but I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement per Queen Yonce.

Wow Michael. First Wolverine, fox news, and now “they”

Who knew that The Cookout had a VIP lounge?