Winner!

I wonder how many of us immediately thought of this “restoration” after seeing the well dressing?

in all honesty I’m probably somewhere in between :) Let’s call it “not actively fb stalking but definitely if he pops up on my feed will check to see if they’re still together, and then when they are side-eye and remember how bad the sex was and be so happy at how my life turned out”

Nice to see the artist is still getting work.

I just moved past “shank him immediately” territory and landed in “if I ever see him, ignore him like he doesn’t exist” territory with the guy who relentlessly cheated on me a decade ago. Ignore him territory* is so much more peaceful. I hope you’re able to join me here one day.

‘did i really hurt you that bad that you don’t even want to be my friend?’

Read on the ‘blinds’ that she would get drunk & fight with him, he left to protect his sobriety.

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

Ah, I see you also have experience with the ever elusive (but only when they want to be) Narcissistus Vulgaris.

gurl I hear u.

I know right? I’m always impressed by people who can be civil about break ups. I found out last night that my first boyfriend (we broke up 5 years ago) is getting married and did I start screaming in a bar? Maybe. Am I fantasizing about lighting them both on fire? Perhaps.

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

It’s mainly the fact he divorced her via texts yet it seems in his mind well it’s partially her fault they don’t talk when he divorced her via text.

Yeah, I get the feeling that their split was more about the difficulties of his recovering addiction paired with her ‘wilder’ lifestyle than about not liking each other...

Yup. Not really quite sure what to make of Russell Brand - saw him live in London a couple of weeks ago and in the intermission he said “I didn’t want an intermission but the theater has to sell drinks so come and say hello if you want.” So I did with my brother and he was really sweet and friendly. The dumping by…

For some reason whenever I see Brand I see this guy:

It was recent and I think they have a kid together, too.

Oh, lordy. You ask for a divorce via text and try that ‘relatively trivial personal disputes’ line with me, buddy. Just try it. I don’t care how many years or decades have passed - that is some SHIT and in my mind she’s earned the right to Taylor Swift the fuck out of their relationship. It seems like she’s taken…

I don’t know . . .

Ikr? Surprised that the woman was not Omarosa.