At least that would have at given me two seconds of hilarity during my month having a GIANT SPLEEN of listening to my doctor tell me I had a ‘fabulously sized spleen’. And then I would have cried because laughing hurts really bad when your spleen is the size of a football.

Just no. No to this. This makes me think that the whole section is just going to be boxy cat tees covered in sequins and glitter. JUST OFFER THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES IN LARGER SIZES. HAVE THEM ON THE SAME GODDAMN RACKS.

No truth to the rumor that the AMA will now refer to splenomegaly as “fabulously sized spleen”.

Google needs to do the same with Android, ASAP.

One friend, who saw it this weekend, described it as Stand by It...

I might need to refresh my memory, but isn’t Pennywise (or his species) found in Midworld? Could the second film make a sneaky connection to the Dark Tower?

Not to mention that if you’re the kind of person disappointed by Rapunzel being cast as a different ethnicity than white, the problem may be you and not the show.

Raccoons only live 2-3 years. How long is Rocket supposed to be around? If I remember correctly, they even made a joke about him not living that long in the first movie.

Judging by the incredibly tone deaf texts I get every day from the Democratic party and it’s minions, they are doing everything they can to piss off their own voters. Sorry Dems, I’ll vote for anyone you throw up just to get Trump or Pence out of Washington, but you’re not doing enough to turn the Senate and the…

He will. The republic is poisoned by stupid and “you gotta support a war-time president” will be the reason.

The thing is, I would really, really not care about people with too much money wasting their money on fantasy treatments. But it seems these hings slowly make their way into the mainstream, and I have to have discussions with people about anti-anxiety stockers and why, NO, I don’t think they’ll fix my anxiety, and NO,…

i09 spends half its time denigrating all Jez posters. FILLED with MRA whiners.

It has to be paid, because doing moderation here is a full-time job and if they’re going to rely on the community for moderation, it could be even worse. Also, you see and read a lot of awful things doing that sort of job, and that deserves fair compensation, so no unpaid internships either. If you’re going to offer a…

I have pretty much given up on commenting here because of that. And it’s even more frustrating because I’m out of the greys on other former Gawker Media sites I follow, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never given moderators a reason to believe I should be kept in the greys (if anything, I come here to express my disgust at…

There’s no justice: a glorious ecosystem is collapsing and fricking Maralago won’t go the way the land of Lys

It’s important to understand the difference between tax avoidance and and tax evasion.

You mean their other sock puppets, right? Because there’s no way more than three separate trolls showed up for one thread.

Yes, and do so quickly. They attract others.

Please, please, dismiss the trolls, people.

I am always pissed off when people are all “Why didn’t they just leave?” Well, let me tell you as someone who could have been in that position. Where are you going to go? You don’t have a car...you rely on public transportation...whoops..that’s stopped running. Maybe you have relatives that can come get you, but…