The Cavs should go back to the Celtics and ask for Rozier instead of Thomas. Danny Ainge would shit his skeleton out.

Thomas’ trade value was pretty low even without considering his hip injury. No one is particularly anxious to meet his contract demands after this season.

Props where props are due. Dan Feldman was on the Dunc’d On podcast (best NBA podcast around...by far) the day the trade was leaked. He suggested that the deal wasn’t complete, and IT’s health could throw a big wrench into it proceeding. He called this exact scenario. While not exactly surprising, he was the only…

Sweet, delicious schadenfreude. I am personally rooting for such a massive cluster fucking. And the look on everyone’s faces in that season opener!

CBP Officer: YEEHAH! Let the rain sort out them illegals.

The whole “Caught my reflection, here’s a description of my ass” bit feels very textbook porn stories.

Reading that excerpt in the comments, I would swear the author is a man. The way the character describes herself is awful. The author literally does the exact thing they make fun of YA authors doing on tumblr. “I’m very beautiful, but somehow also very plain.”

The author does not know how to do the “she doesn’t know she’s beautiful!” trope right. The protagonist doesn’t sound modest/oblivious, she sounds like a member of the Plastics doing their ritualistic/performative self-criticism in front of the mirror.

WHY AM I SO SPECIAL AND CHOSEN, IT’S JUST NOT FAIR YOU PLEBS DON’T UNDERSTAND ME.

“UGH I HATE MY WEIRD VIOLET EYES AND FLAME-COLORED HAIR, WHY COULDN’T I JUST BE NORMAL HOT” - every Mary Sue ever

Nah, I think I’m gonna stick my course of slopbeard, showering twice a week, a one-size-too-big polo and some cargo shorts. Mayybe some loose, straight-legged jeans on colder days to go with my one-size-too-big hoodie.

I think it’s sort of hard to avoid that transition. If he didn’t mention his job or looks or ability to approach women, we’d all assume one of those things was part of the problem, so it makes sense to get it out of the way. The bigger warning sign imo is that he assumes his lack of sexual experience is the problem…

Anyone else getting Nice Guy vibes from LaW?

*shirt is actually green*

I’ll trade places with that first guy. I’ve got the problem of not picking up on clues from women flirting or trying to start something who ARE interested.

“I’m not really eye candy.”
Guess what. If you’re asking for a one-night stand, then it’s purely superficial, and if it’s purely superficial, you’ve both got to bring something superficial to the table.
“You’re hot, but I’ll be great conversation for an hour after we finish boning and before you leave” ain’t gonna check…

Hell both seem to be in or on the verge of Nice Guy territory.

2 weeks until the first one becomes a Nice Guy™. 

This is a new level of low, what the hell.

It’s darkly, cynically hilarious how undocumented immigrants aren’t even considered part of the ‘public’ anymore. They’re just the method for overheated goons to exercise the permission they’ve been given to bully and intimidate vulnerable people.