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Y’all, this photo is so blurry that you can’t really see this woman/drag queen (I’m really not sure—it was dark and I really don’t want to be an asshole), but every part of her was sparkly, including the hair. She was also well over 6 feet tall. I just wish she had better taste in dinner partners...

Maybe...and this might be crazy, they were friends lol.

Wouldn’t be the first time someone tried to supress their gay tendencies by being extremely homophobic. Also, FIND THAT PHOTO!!!!

I mean, the most homophobic people are usually the ones with the most suppressed homo-erotic desires. Not saying that’s what was happening here, but at the same time, makes sense.

The Bears play 95% of their games on Sunday at noon. Titties will be kissed.

To be fair, I think Giraffe Neck is better than anyone the Jets have right now and- while I am doubtful of this- Trubisky might be good?

Weird story about Steve Harvey:

Careful or Hemmerling is going to be in here praising the ground that Trubinsky walks on and how we’ll all be singing a different tune in December.

I don’t think any GM or coach in the league would argue he isn’t at least good enough for a backup spot. I do wonder if he’d be a great guy to have around as a backup for a lot of teams. If the Pats or GB or somebody wanted to sign him (NE shouldn’t given Jimmy G, but stick with me) and it would be clear he was

What makes your statement even more stupid is that despite the 49er’s roster being a complete dumpster fire, Kaep actually put up decent numbers and more importantly, didn’t turn the ball over.

Wait, is that second paragraph basically “Republicans said he was a crook when we ran him as a candidate, and they were right!”?

Also, Giraffe Neck and the rest of the Bears QBs.

Trump has a boss to answer to, just like the rest of us. If you piss off Trump’s boss you get thrown out of a high rise window.

I don’t think Trump will appear with you in public unless you have unethical business deals with Russia.

Rats, like humans, can exhibit suicidal tendencies.

It’s almost like you can’t trust someone who is near the top of a notoriously corrupt industry.

The Democratic Governors Association released a statement.

Sinking ships rarely gain rats...

Especially when he was a republican up to three years ago.

Color me shocked that a billionaire coal man from the South is a republican.