Right, because peer pressure isn’t a real thing, correct? And let’s be real for a sec: you’re seventeen; the girl you’re in love with (teenage love, although not usually real, significant love, still carries weight to it. There’s still something valid) suddenly becomes callous, and cold, and you realize, maybe it’s…

I am. This is just adapting the laws to technology. If she was sitting in a room encouraging him to jump off the ledge as she prepared for her close-up with the media, no one would doubt that she was, at the very least,guilty of public mischief or negligence even if he got back in. The fact that she did this using a…

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Pretty much every single police officer caught on tape clearly murdering someone who is almost always a POC - rarely even a grand jury or even a trial. And when there’s a trial? Not guilty, of course.

My favorite: Ethan Couch - Affluenza

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kalief browder: 3 years for not stealing backpack

YOU CAN MAKE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING OUT OF IT

Yes the husband who both were in denial about the fact he’s Gay, with one of his lines being about certain desires needing to be repressed deep down.

That was the woman with the extremely conservative and extremely flamboyant husband, right?

I get it. It’s just like Star Trek. If a married couple and an anti-married couple meet, they’ll annhilate one another. She’s just trying to prevent the apocalypse.

I love when conservative Christian organizations and people claim to teach “Judeo-Christian” lifestyles. They get so bent out of shape when you call them on the “Judeo” part and point out that Jews are frequently not down with what they’re doing.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

This is a ridiculous product I will never buy but has nonetheless improved my day b/c now I know it’s not *just me* getting mountain dew while I prep and maybe I’m not the schvitziest broad this side of a D cup.

I don’t watch the Housewives (any of its iterations) but I’ve spent time with her (like, traveled with her - long story) and she is, honestly, a genuinely fun and pleasant person to be around. It is sad that this didn’t work out.

They really tell the conclusion to this story (Luann’s gunna cheat on Jacques and while she calls her “Italian friends” to run interference Sonja will get butt fucked by this dude in the bushes) nicely.

Did you see him in those homemade wedding tapes? He looked like he was walking in to get a root canal. Or listen to some old man read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in elvish.

If you take the series in its totality, LuAnn is for sure one of the most sane/tolerable of the bunch.

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…