Same.

As someone who is from and still lives in the deep south...... snatch a knot is like.... not a term I have ever heard in my life. Maybe I’m not as Southern as I think I am? But like... Who the fuck talks like that. He’s just trying to be down home folksy, truth-sayin’ Southerner, and he’s not.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

From what he’s saying, he’s had to structure his whole life, even his relationships, around avoiding invasive stalkers who follow his every move. He did his job well and moved on (like the most of the rest of the world) but he still has to look over his shoulder, for who knows how long. Maybe forever? That sucks.

This is everything. Petulant wanna be dictator holds a shitty grudge. The Greed Over People party are the enablers. The wealthy have to watch out for their own no matter how crap they are.

I just saw this. What an absolute piece of shit.

It’s more likely that Trump still has this weird obsession with Obama and is undoing anything Obama did because Black guy made joke at his expense years ago.

Mattis is going to lose his shit. He just helped Dems in the House block a GOP bill to hurt trans troops and now Trump does this? Mattis may be shit in many ways but dude cares about the troops being impacted by politicians being stupid. He’s going to be pissed.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.

Trump, a man who dodged and cheated his way out of serving, has decided that Trans people who want to serve in the Forces aren’t worthy of doing so. Couldn’t make it up.

Why do this bullshit at all? Anyone with a functioning brain is going to say “but you’re cool with Zeke Elliott being a dipshit?” If they just cut him without all of fanfare about looking like they take off the field shit seriously, no one is talking about this. I swear to god, people who work for NFL teams are the…

A man’s hearing is never better than when he’s jerking off. The proverbial pin drop becomes literal.

Boneless skinless poultry of any kind on a grill is a crime against humanity. I grit my teeth every time I have to grill those tasteless thin sliced breast pieces for my wife. By the time I put them on, my whole skin-on leg quarters have been slowly cooking towards amazing for at least 15-20 min.

You’re a demented fuckweasel. And this is the amount of debate you deserve. Please go away and die of some disease that could be handled by even having the minimum insurance under the ACA.

RE: Grilling Guy - Drew mentioned dark meat chicken. I’m no grill master, but boneless/skinless chicken thighs are almost impossible to fuck up. As an alternate to BBQ rub, I like to marinate them in Trader Joe’s Sweet Chili Sauce for a few hours before hand. Whatever your seasoning/sauce preference, you can cook the…

David’s girlfriend, right here.

I mean, if your girlfriend (or dad, or coworker, or whatever) doesn’t want to sit in your fart stench cloud, then it’s kind of rude to make her, right? I know there are all these people who claim that you’re not TRULY in love with someone until you can fart in front of them or take a shit with the door open or…

Smoking hot take, snowflake. It’s as if you know nothing about which you’re speaking.

Fuck you