Everyone needs to watch this video of Tiffany Haddish taking about taking will and Jada on a Groupon swamp boat tour.

I guess I could speculate that, let’s just say in a fictionalized world, you banged them and it was fun?

You know you and your marriage is super sexy to other people when they keep trying to drag you into rumors of having a wild sex life, based on nothing more than you being happy and hot for each other.

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The secret to their long-lived marriage is easy. They just [This material has been removed due to a copyright claim by the Church of Scientology.]

According to my sister who was interested in getting into swinging but ultimately decided against it, being wrinkly and old (and white) are practically prerequisites to swinging.

I’m just going to throw it out there and say that if Will and Jada were white, they’d get the fawning praise heaped upon people like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill...or Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen...or every other white celebrity couple held up as exemplars of American family values.

Ever notice how the speculation about their open relationship always seems tinged with prurient interest? I’m pretty sure my neighbors down the street are swingers, but they aren’t even remotely attractive, so I try not to even think about the possibility.

Okay. I can’t say a whole lot (NDA and all that), but if you’re willing to believe me, I can tell you with 100% certainty that these two do have a lot of sex - with each other - and get pretty creative about it.

that is just what i would say if i were a secret swinger GOOD ONE JADA

So the hell what if they are

Having sex = a good way to keep having sex.

She is a goddamn ageless beautiful vampire.

I just hope that my dude and I are the kind of couple with “pervasive swingers rumours” after 23 years of marriage. something tells me we’ll be wrinkly and old and grouchy and people would rather gargle with toilet water than invite us to their neighborhood key party.

She wishes they were swingers?

Darling, wishes can come true if you just believe and work (it) hard enough.

Trump isn’t providing the services Putin payed for so eventually, he’ll get pissed (heh, heh) and release the tape when it can do the most damage, as a warning to Trump to get his shit together. That’s how I’d do it.

But will it be released in the morning? My bet is that gets leaked (har har) Friday afternoon.

Beats starting your morning reading about a leaked Trump pee video ‘cause you just know that’s coming one of these days...

I started my morning with a fake masturbation video.