Where do you live Iceland?

“...gave our country away.” This fool projects so damn much that every tweet is tantamount to a confession.

“Donald Trump Jr. has said that he will cooperate with congressional probes into Russian interference after news broke of his meeting with a Kremlin-linked lawyer.”

Was it the article about fucking when you’re a guest at someone’s house that blew up the comment section? Because that was a good time.

Yup, me too. I definitely recall a loud fucking story sometime past.

You know, I actually do remember this story from a couple years ago. And you know what? Thanks Olga, for bringing us, in a time of our need, the sweaty, loud conclusion to a heart-warming story of New York City’s most cacophonous fucking!

Mom is 49
Daughter is 31 (do the math)
Mom is banging a 26-year-old.

I’m fairly certain I read this story in Literotica.

Hahahahaha, jobs? No no, the real boner and intimacy killers are those gross little things that come out of your GF’s vagina (or through adoption if you’re a gay male couple) and suck all of your time, money and energy. They’re lovely, don’t get me wrong, but sex becomes an afterthought for a while when you have one…

Mine too! But then, I am also likely older than most around these parts.

This made me laugh because I am wearing a Clueless t shirt at work today :)

Here’s a good one for the teens:

I encourage all teens out there to have as much sex with as many partners as possible. Because, once you start working full time, your job will suck out your soul, and any sex drive you may have will go with it. And, even if yours stays intact, odds are your partner’s job will crush their sex drive.

This is a brilliant idea. Kudos to whoever thought of it!

I remember having my first orgasm at 13. My boyfriend was fingering me and I was so CLUELESS that I didn’t even know what an orgasm was. I was getting pretty turned on and then all of a sudden everything felt goddamn AMAZING for a few seconds and then it tickled and I made him stop. Took me 3 more years to figure out…

If you amortize the amount due at signing over the 24 month term, plus the taxes (7% of new car value here in GA), this is a $550/mo lease. $0.66 per mile, plus gas and insurance. Not a very good deal.

I’m going to assume your trade in is paid off at 6k. Alfa is going to require $330o down + tax and fees, call it 6k even(that number maybe more or less depending on your area, but for the sake of simple math we will use that). So they take your trade in value and apply it towards the downpayment so you won’t have to…

Well, no matter how entertaining it is to speculate about some strange or embarrassing personal peccadillo, the truth is that he’s never been in the least shy about revealing those. So, it’s GOTTA BE THE MONEY!