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IT INCENTIVIZES THEM TO, UMM, NOT WIN OR SOMETHING.

I can’t even begin to understand his point here. Feeding kids when they are being physically active is bad?

Please remember that this is the owner that let piece-of-shit Isiah Thomas run the team in the ground and then hired him again.

ONLY orange slices on deck whenever the Cat Family was charged with bringing soccer snacks! And a giant thermos of mostly-melted ice.

So, dude’s clearly just trying to save face after getting shamed for forgetting it was his week to bring the orange slices, right?

Bet he gets along great with Goose Gossage.

The Nets will be good before the Knicks. Also, we will experience the heat death of the sun before even that happens.

Better brace yourself motherfuckers, it’s only a matter of time until I’m back!

a broken Hafiz model of the crooning sword from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

This is good news for Joakim Noah, who now becomes the face of the franchise. Not by virtue of on-court achievement, naturally, but the franchise is the Knicks.

THAT’S what a “gender reveal” party is? People have parties to announce the gender of their as-yet born babies?

I had honestly never heard of gender reveal parties, so until I read your comment, I assumed this was a transphobic attack on someone revealing to their family and friends that they were transitioning.

My first instinct is that this is a jilted lover/ former abuser situation, and the fact that that’s where my mind immediately goes devastates me.

“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”

Thank you for posting something that gets that disgusting hot dog sandwich blog out of my mind. Blecch.

Get it, Granny. Hope mine are still that high up there when I’m your age.

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New least favorite song to have stuck in my head: “Elvira”.

Honest question: how do they score that?

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OK, I guess I'll just come right out and explain the joke, since you're pretending to have the reading comprehension and critical reasoning faculties of a fish stick.