looooooool 5-0 SIT DOWN AND FERME LA BOUCHE

Goats, while they can be cute, are evil spiteful creatures whom I will NEVER trust again! I had straw blond hair when I was little and a goat at a petting zoo tried to eat my hair, knocked me over and started dragging me away! It was very traumatic

alpacas!

I knew my time would come sooner or later.

I refuse to read anything past "cats are played out."

You know you can just walk around wearing t-shirt that says "I'm better than you", right? I mean, I'm a homebrewer and I never drink macro, but I definitely don't go around telling people they drink garbage because why the fuck would I ever care?

Summer of Goats?

It's not snobbery to drink something you actually like. It is snobbery to comment on an article comparing two beers so that you can argue that people who drink them are idiots.

MARRY ME

fallen prey to the liberal idiocy

The only winning move is not to play.

Fluorine gave me diabeetus

That's not a liberal pathology.

The place where bullshit crunchy liberalism and bullshit libertarian conservatism converge is around being anti-science and as those voices grow increasingly louder and more hysterical I, for one, am terrified for the future of rationality and good judgement.

Thats some good snobbery.

You forgot to post the video, Will.

Hmm, my tongue does the same thing when I yawn. DOES THIS MEAN I'M AN ADORABLE YELLOW LAB PUPPY IN DISGUISE?

Did you know that yawning is also a calming signal in dogs. What this adorable puppy is more than likely saying is "Human, chill out and put me down. Stop disturbing me I would like to sleep".

Being innocent is often the best legal defense, but given how often we execute innocent people in this country, that's no guarantee either.

I'd like to see Kim sit down and chat with Kate Gosselin about strict parenting, and being fun and playful. I'm serious, it would be hella entertaining to watch them brag about themselves while trying to conceal their judgy sneering at each other.