Here's a story about dolphins riding whales. I collect happy sea mammal stories for this very purpose. I AM THE HERO THE JEZEBEL COMMENTS NEED.

Bluetooth earpiece a new sign of dickweed?

#NotAllMen

MRA's and PUA's, the new domestic terrorists.

If his manifesto is to be taken at all with accuracy, I highly disagree with the statement that his parents were 'involved.'

They are not trolls. That is just making apologies for them.

I was out for my birthday last Saturday night and was out dancing with my friends. Literally in just our little circle dancing away to some cheesy 90's music. Some guy came up behind me and just would not stop groping me. I removed his hands and said 'No' at least 4 times, eventually I just moved to a different part…

NEVAH!

I'd probably place my bet at somewhere between 1 - 2 years. But it's all of course dependent on how Kanye's career/public image goes, and/or if their media people detect that the public is losing interest in them now that the wedding has happened.

Alright guys, lets place some bets. How long will these two last?

"puréed celeriac mille feuille of trope sweet onions and vitelotte potatoes"

Rob Kardashian leaving because of major family drama? Methinks the family drama went like this:

I would want Morgan Freeman to narrate me macking on Morgan Freeman.

I don't care if Charlize is saying it to be "edgy", it needs to be said. So sick of trendy, Hollywood starvation diets in disguise as legit medical conditions being passed down to us normals.

My condolences to Christine Baranski, who lost her beloved husband of 30 years.

It's pretty spectacular, isn't it? "Opulent enough for Florence's Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV."

I want to delete my entire post and replace it with this.

Found on Twitter... (the mis-use of "betrothed" is really bothering me but the rest is spot-on)

There has got to come a point, right? A point where the object of derision (Allen West) knows he is no longer relevant because society has moved on. Right? I mean, I know why you report on this Kat. BUT why does Mr. West even think he has ANY chance of stopping LGBTQ progress? WE as a society AND LGBTQ community may…