OK, I'm going to have to take Ellen Page to task here. I think it's a great look, but Imma need her to try a little harder. First, get a shirt that fits and second, tuck that shit in.

JLaw has an Ellen Barkin thing happening that I am very much enjoying. You can never go wrong throwing down sultry Barkin on the red carpet.

sorry no squee for me. Newborns look like hairless scrubbed hamsters. Still, congrats to the parents!

In his defense, it's probably not fair to single out his homophobia. I, for one, am willing to give him credit and say that Marshall Henderson probably has very dumb thoughts about a lot of other things, too.

Interracial gay marriage. Could you imagine how many different hate groups would be against it?

she can do whatever she wants with her pussy as long as I don't have to ever hear about it again.

I am happy for him, and all who surround him during this great moment in his life, to share in it. It won't ever be replaced. But it may be joined with another moment some day when there is no need for a media event to bring sexuality into a drafting for it to be a media event worthy of airtime. His merits alone as a…

every time I watch this video I tear up for a few minutes. When I finish crying I watch the video again and immediately tear up. I feel like I'm in a time loop. Why can't there be more moments of joy like this in everyone's life? Also do you think his boyfriend will now refer to him as Michael "the Ram" Sam?

"Michael Sam crying after he was drafted proves that the gays can't handle the NFL."

What a great moment. Despite everything that has unfolded with the "distraction" horse shit, this guy is a great football player. Watching his highlights truly shows he is going to work very hard to make the roster. Hats of to Jeff Fisher and that front office.

Good things happen to good people. Awesome to see.

Trey Wingo: "We now go live to Chris Broussard, who's in Brooklyn for game 3,with Jason Collins to get his reaction."

I can't help but think of the Flaming Lips track "Waiting For Superman" when I watch this scene unfold. I believe everyone can relate to that feeling of just no longer being mentally able to keep it together after enough trying and heavy burdening. Hoping he makes the 53 man roster.

Now that's a man, Schiano.

"he let everyone see just how heavy a load it is to carry both your own hopes and the vicarious dreams of others."

THIS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF AMURRICAN VALUES!!!11!

What to buy at Costco? Those chocolate muffins. Those sweet, sweet, delectable chocolate muffins.

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