I can't be the only woman in the world who's first love was Optimus Prime.

I'm impressed her sense of smell is so strong.

I imagine Russell Brand smelling like sandalwood and sweat. I imagine Courtney Love smelling like cigarette smoke and b.o., with an undercurrent of bleach.

Honestly, if it's Cylons like in BSG... Well...

Before sex with a Robot: Lubricate

OK, so this really really depends on how we define "robot." Are we talking an android, as in a synthetic humanoid? If that's the case, then shit, I'm totally in the 1/5 category:

Did jealousy cause you to exclude black and latino families from your apartment buildings too?

I hear it occasionally. I think what really gets a lot of parents is the repetitiveness of dealing with kids, and how constant and endless it is, topped with worry. You do the same things, especially when they're little: change diaper, feed, burp, put to sleep, play with baby, take to toilet, read same bedtime story…

I didn't think it was possible for West Virginians to love her more.......but somehow it is on the 5 o'clock news. She is ROYALTY in the mountain state. They believe she walks on water........and jiggles a little bit.

It makes me kind of sad when people feel they need to hid their ink. If you want to keep your tattoos private because they're yours, that's fine, but if she has been known to lie about having them, it seems she feels she is supposed to keep them hidden.

Well I can only guess as to why she's keeping it a secret but my own personal theory is that she's afraid her religious fan-base won't support it. Or she could just...I don't know...want to have a little something for herself? I don't think that's weird.

The greatest picture of all time would be Dolly Parton showing Jennifer Saunders and Roseanne her boobs.

I've known about this for some time.

The most interesting part of this was where Dolly Parton busted out her boobs to acquaintances in a restaurant without any provocation. Now *that* is a Southern woman with some moxie.

I think her hands are more pink based and the more sort of beige color is like the glove-line end of some flesh-colored sleeves tohide her arm tatttoos?

Dolly can do whatever they hell she wants with her body and still be awesome, fuck anyone who disagrees.

That 9 to 5 reunion photo makes my heart beat with joy. I love that movie, and those women, and their playful photo op!

She finally decided to take care of that slattern, Jolene.

That's true. We're still trying to get out from under the potatoes n' Aryans bias. Fun fact, more potatoes are grown in Washington State than apples, but we keep getting busted...our stupid license plates even say "Famous Potatoes". And the Aryans were mostly run off back in the 90s, although they have a small…

Texas needs to bump it up with a bulldozer and guns! At the same time!