I could see the point IF we were talking about replacing a male majority with a female majority of politicians in general, but this is just 2 female politicians hypothetically running on the same ticket. Why have single-gender tickets suddenly become a problem now? Because it's 2 women.

No, apparently the purpose was so you could feel superior to everyone on this website so it should make you feel happy. Internet hugs for being a self righteous bitch!

Presumably she's with young college guys. If it's taking 7 minutes, makes me wonder if she's doing it right. Although if they're drunk...

if you think this is real and not angrily written by some rejected guy or a jealous/spurned girl, then...well, i'm sorry.

If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat pussy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are.

"I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fuck off."

I've known this girl. She ends up getting pancreatitis and takes a job at the airport Cinnabon.

right?

Perhaps this is just me - I've been spending a lot of time reading ManBoobz - but this sounds like something an MRA would write.

Agreed. Written by a dude who has never, ever had sex.

I could suck dick for like 7 minutes

10:1 it was written by a dude.

Also I keep imagining Mrs. Lovejoy shouting, "WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MEN!"

Now you've started the War on Jesus, too!

16 years of sanity is how boss that would be.

Have you met America? Do you even go here? Have you blocked out the last six years?

I'm praying for a Clinton-Warren ticket. How boss would that be?

I know, right? All those super right-wing and/or fundamentalist Christian sites would go positively apeshit.

"You want a ticket that represents men and women."