Also a first time Jez commenter, but how could I not: yes, this is a rainbow-farting unicorn tattoo. No, it is not mine... but it is fantastic. (Also, credit where credit is due- this lady tattooer is awesome)

Welcome a Rebecca Rose post is a great place to say hello ;)

and i guess letting them score on your team makes everyone laugh at yours? LOL #PhuckPhilly

Definitely no love lost.

Yes, that actually happened on Supernatural. It...made sense in context.

This woman makes really impressive cakes.

this is my first ever jez reply

Yes, CATS!! I got a new cat this weekend, therefore I have NO CHOICE but to post pictures of her all over the internet. This is "Buffy", a twelve-year-oldish kitteh rescued from the streets of Englewood during Chicago's polar vortex. She lost most of her ears and tail to frostbite, and windburn made her permanently…

"LOOK HERE, OPPOSABLE THUMBS—I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT. GIVE THE DOG SOME MORONIC OBSTACLE COURSE TO MANEUVER AROUND IN. I WON'T STAND FOR THIS. NOW TURN YOUR DIGITAL ELECTRONIC VIEWING DEVICE ON. I MUST WARM MY BELLY AND COMMUNICATE WITH THE CAT OVERLORD GENERALS IN THE FIELD AS TO THE…

Exactly. Also, being an asshole. Cats love being assholes.

If that stupid cat doesn't get out of my desk it will be a sentimental ritual of permanent farewell.

Good Lord primate, have you lost your equilibrium? Or have you "gone off the wagon" again. Yes, yes, I believe that's how the colloquialism is barked out in your primitive tongue. At any rate, the legs on this desk are not perpendicular to the table top. Fix this at once. Wait, prepare me my afternoon repast and…

My cat would love this desk, but would only use the cubbies when I was absent. If I were there, I guarantee she'd decide to either sit on on my lap and try to give me kisses, walk back and forth across the keyboard area, or switch between the two positions every five seconds.

Why the hell are you bothering to respond to this illiterate troll?

The Cowboys and Vikings (along with teams like the Fighting Irish) are nicknames given to them by people who shared the heritage of Cowboys and Vikings, etc. It's about the power dynamic. No Native Americans had any real input if at all in the naming of most of these teams. That's why your argument (typical one I…

You can rationalize and justify your bullshit with whatever sleazy excuse-acrobatics you want, but it won't change the fact that you're a fuckstain who makes jokes in the middle of a discussion about rape. "But this is about sports!" Oh? You're still a fuckstain with a shitty/non-existent sense of humor. You were…

You definitely do not believe the same thing about rape and rape-culture as all the well-adjusted normal people trying to carefully explain to you what a fuck-wit you are. You see, they recognize that your joke was never funny. They don't see this as a topic to make jokes about. They recognize that your joke was…

Awwwww.... Nobody got your completely un-funny joke.... It must be so hard on you to be so incredibly unique and clever in a sea of people who all think you're a fucklord. How about you just keep being a whiny little cry-baby to every single person here, and next time people will get your cute little joke. Sounds…

And you should spend less time being a douchebag.

Rape-apologist trolls are among the worst trolls.