*chef's kiss*

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

As a Mets fan who has unfortunately been forced to follow Lo Duca’s post playing career.

Ntilikina is good at two things: point of attack defense, and pick and roll defense. He is bad at everything else.

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

I could be wrong, but I’m guessing most of the screeds in this thread come from phone users? I’m don’t want to brag that the “New Junky Look” Deadspin isn’t that much of a burden on my tower PC with Firefox under Windows, because my real point is that maybe the hate should be directed towards the Apple/Android world…

“The good news, which is indeed pretty good, is that the Mets are not counting on de Blasio to play some third base or pitch the eighth inning next year.”

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Honestly this whole thing reads like an Onion article. The fact that it is all real is pretty hilarious, if also bery depressing. I think Kyrie's cosmic brain has surpassed galactic proportions, and now threatens dimensional proportions

I didn’t know Jim Spanfeller ran baseball too.

“These shirts are various shades of Arrogant Yellow”

Mark Chmura has entered the chat

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality.