“One daycare owner named Betty Henderson says the costs of “paying the teachers, providing food, educational resources, rent, light, gas, water, Internet, landline phone, all of those things that are mandated” eat up her budget.”

“Guys, it really is worse this time!”

I thought the funniest part of the whole episode was Cupid Cartman. The end of the episode had me stand up and say “what the actual fuck?”

On the one hand, I was born too soon—-if I had gizmos like this when I was in high school, I could’ve been the lily-white suburban Osama bin Laden of Wakefield (MA) High.

On the other hand, I was born at the right time—-”zero tolerance” hadn’t been invented yet when I was a little hooligan getting busted for…

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Only having a tangential exposure to the history of this game, why is it unfair? Didn’t DoubleFine end up laying off the entire development team when the game was unprofitable? They published the game, moving it out of Early Access and then released the code so you could do exactly what you’re doing, didn’t they?

I’m…

If you are the rich one, pick up the freaking tab more often. I do this on a regular basis because I was in the poor house before and if I want to do something that friends don’t have the cash for I don’t act like the selfish cheapskate and chip in more than my fair share because I can easily do it. Buying lunch for…

It’s work they can then put on their CV and benefit from in the future.

Have you guys thought of setting up a donation page for your work?

It’s because it’s technically a finished game but it was lacking some of the things fans were asking for.

Remember when the Feds shut down the online Poker sites? The ones that advertised on ESPN?

Best of both worlds: Stick a Trader Joe’s shammy dish cloth in your swiffer, rinse as necessary. Easy as swiffing, none of the expense or waste.

The author of the story you linked to seems unaware of the existence of refreezable ice packs, which allow you the option of tucking your lunch into your desk drawer if you work at an office with a fridge robber.

It’s what you call a friend who drifts away lol.

If you demand everyone be perfect according to the values of people years in the future, you will have to not be a fan of anyone, hell, I don’t like you because you use the term dislike, and according to cultural norms of 2050s, only evil bigoted asholes like Mariceli use words that convey negative emotions like…

that song was 10 years ago girl, I mean 10 years ago Amy Schumer and Louis CK did way more horrible shit, and you still love them, so i don’t know why you give them a pass and not Katy Perry? Also name me some more of your favorite people, because i bet i could find something they did in the last 10 years that you…

Like my sister, who was such a coke fiend she lost her house in the 80s and who was on public assistance because her dumbfuck husband was in prison who NOW believes “People on public assistance should be drug tested.” Like that?

PSA: Using the tool Firebug, any person can edit any page locally and take a screenshot of it, making it look completely legitimate.

I am completely against how Europe is taking in refugees as if they all will be the next Steve Jobs/Freddy Mercury and they all will add to the community (the government seems to forget we, the “natives”, are already having trouble finding jobs)

You could at least put the mouse over text somewhere on the page when putting XKCD on the site.