In all honesty, why not just build a new better-architected version on the side? One that can support APIs, server browsers, cross-platform play, and any other big fan-requested items the current architecture can’t seemingly support?

Counterpoint:

Why wait? Whatever you are typing on now has better programing capacity than a Pi.

At the onset of the disease, the symptoms of lupus can be mild and vague.

Maybe dont hold an international athletic competition if your nation is so conservative tattoos make you uncomfortable, considering the olympic village is a giant fuckfest, half of the point is that sex sells, and the other half is international comraderie.

I started with Bulbasaur when the game first came out but for whatever reason had yet to find one in the wild (which is absurd in a metropolitan area). Last night my girlfriend and I are on a walk and finally find one in the mid 200s. Son of a bitch is impossible to catch, and I’m using berries and ultra balls. I…

Having been involved in repairs on a 20-year-old Bentley, I would never touch a 10-year-old Bentley.

Little + Needle = Niddle. Example use in a sentence. “Don’t worry it’s just a niddle, it’ll only hurt a bittle.” In this case the microdization of little bit (aka bittle) was also used. It’s a colloquialism used to speak to children and idiots who think they can survive anything with 4 feet of para-cord and some…

Little + Needle = Niddle. Example use in a sentence. “Don’t worry it’s just a niddle, it’ll only hurt a bittle.” In…

How does their access to that data harm me in any way, direct or indirect?

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

When I bought my beater pickup truck, my parking situation demanded that something had to go. That something was my 1996 V8 Thunderbird.

I tell her about the time [Joan] Rivers was on an overnight flight, and as it was about to land, the flight attendant leaned down to offer her breakfast. “Chicken and eggs?” said Rivers. “On the same plate? What is that, the mother-daughter special?” Schumer lets out a big laugh, as it is classic Joan but it is also a…

Orrrr buy the Fiat and stop worrying about resale - since you intend to keep them and drive the piss outta them like you’re supposed to.

“All I see are two equivalent assholes and one winning.”

I counted 17 unwritten rules being broken (5 Cardinal, 7 Major, 3 Minor, 2 Diminutive) during this sequence. The full measure of retaliations (especially given how notoriously difficult intra-team retaliations are) probably won’t be completed before 2019.

We found out how the White Walkers came to be.

Lmao. Just casually sliding “Two months of playtime” in there like it’s nothing.

Two weeks ago I was at a comicon with all-gender restrooms. I have no idea what gender anyone in there was, we were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets.